Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

People get really irritated by mental illness.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

I think the Internet has made it easier for people to connect with things that they really like, as well as provide a more personal experience, of 'I found this!' and then you can pass it to friends.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time