I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time