I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

Time flies when you are anxious!

My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

I love support groups, people talking about their feelings.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.