I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.