When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

If you're ever if you're ever thinking, “Oh, but I'm a waste of space and I'm a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don't you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile?

In L.A., a lot of comics live here, but we don't get to spend that much time together because we've got to drive 45 minutes home, or do another set. So in San Francisco we can hang out, go for dinner - the community aspect of it is really lovely, as well as seeing people's shows that you don't normally get to see a longer version of.

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.