I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

I would've been able to write anything about mental-health crises had I not felt good.

I think the Internet has made it easier for people to connect with things that they really like, as well as provide a more personal experience, of 'I found this!' and then you can pass it to friends.

If you're ever if you're ever thinking, “Oh, but I'm a waste of space and I'm a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don't you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile?

My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.