If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

I think the Internet has made it easier for people to connect with things that they really like, as well as provide a more personal experience, of 'I found this!' and then you can pass it to friends.

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite