I think the Internet has made it easier for people to connect with things that they really like, as well as provide a more personal experience, of 'I found this!' and then you can pass it to friends.

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work week, on some level. I mean, I work at it, but it's not that kind of... it's just not the hours at all. So I was extremely grateful for the job. It was super, super fun, and I'm surprised that I made it.

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It's a completely personal choice.