Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.