Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've ‘exercised.

I recommend that you change colleges.

I like musicianship, and it's quite lacking in most modern popular music. You're always safe with old Chicago, the Allman Brothers, Gov't Mule, or Tower of Power.

There is never an absolute answer to everything, except of course that you have to do your squats.

An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds

You don’t get to mis-define a thing, and then on the basis of that mis-definition, say that that thing is bad … it’s incumbent upon you, if you’re going to make a criticism of something, that you actually have at your command a working definition of the thing you're criticizing

The spine is best at bearing a load in an arch