Humans are not physically normal in the absence of hard physical effort.

You don’t get to mis-define a thing, and then on the basis of that mis-definition, say that that thing is bad … it’s incumbent upon you, if you’re going to make a criticism of something, that you actually have at your command a working definition of the thing you're criticizing

Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've ‘exercised.

If every day of your life you are told by authority figures that the Earth is flat, you will be scared of falling off the edge whether you want to be or not.

There is no substitute for milk. Sorry.

What we're trying to do is get things fixed, not allow them to stay broke.

Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling.