When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.

Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.