It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.
If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.
If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.
A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.
He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.