Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.

A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between crimes; when bad, he is entitled to none at all.

Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up.