I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

Whenever he was out of luck and a little down-hearted, he would fall to mourning over the loss of a wonderful cat he used to own (for where women and children are not, men of kindly impulses take up with pets, for they must love something)

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.