One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.
Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.
A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.
When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.