We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.

Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.