If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.

Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die.

If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time.

Every man feels that his experience is unlike that of anybody else and therefore he should write it down-- he finds also that everybody else has thought and felt on some points precisely as he has done, and therefore he should write it down.

A man may have no bad habits and have worse

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.