Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.