It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they can.
Mark TwainI knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.
Mark TwainEvery one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine somewhere.
Mark TwainI was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced myself that the political opinioins of a nation are of next to no value, in any case, but that what little rag of value they posess is to be found among the old, rather than among the young.
Mark Twain