All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.
We are all alike, on the inside.
That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.