I was born modest, but it didn't last.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

Where are there are two desires in a man's heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived.

Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.