These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer

There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.