Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.