The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first
I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.
A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. It is the insanest of all recreations. The inventor of it overlooked no detail that could furnish weariness, distress, harassment, and acute and long-sustained misery of mind and body.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.