There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.