I fell in love with the most cordial and sociable city in the Union.

I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

We are all alike, on the inside.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.