What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark TwainThe reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.
Mark TwainJuly 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so
Mark Twain