...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.