Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

I will remark in the way of general information, that in California, that land of felicitous nomenclature, the literary name of this sort of stuff is "hogwash"

She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

They did not know it was impossible so they did it

What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.