The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

I would not read the proof of one of my books for any fair & reasonable sum whatever, if I could get out of it. The proof-reading on the P & Pauper cost me the last rags of my religion.

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.