Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.
Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not.