It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.