There isn't any way to libel the human race.

Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.

God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

We have the best government that money can buy.