A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.
Mark TwainWhen the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.
Mark TwainMy mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
Mark TwainI am aware that I am very old now; but I am also aware that I have never been so young as I am now, in spirit, since I was fourteen and entertained Jim Wolf with the wasps. I am only able to perceive that I am old by a mental process; I am altogether unable to feel old in spirit. It is a pity, too, for my lapses from gravity must surely often be a reproach to me. When I am in the company of very young people I always feel that I am one of them, and they probably privately resent it.
Mark Twain