It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.
A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.