Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.

I was educated, I was trained, I was a Presbyterian and I knew how these things are done. I knew that in Biblical times if a man committed a sin the extermination of the whole surrounding nation-cattle and all-was likely to happen. I knew that Providence was not particular about the rest, so that He got somebody connected with the one He was after.

God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner.