There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.