Start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.
Mark TwainWhat marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.
Mark TwainWhen the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.
Mark Twain