A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read
The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.
I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.
It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.