He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
Money can't buy poverty.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.