Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Could be worse... Could be raining