He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
Money can't buy poverty.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.