He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Money can't buy poverty.

Could be worse... Could be raining

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.