Could be worse... Could be raining
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.