Think beer; drink beer.

'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'