Think beer; drink beer.

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around or at dinner, and in 1963 he and I made up a story about a brother and a sister, Lisa and Matt, having an adventure out in the woods with animals.