A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.

Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.