A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson