A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

With "Futurama," I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, "You can only string the fans along so far."

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.