A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Think beer; drink beer.

I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.