Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.