Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids.

'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you're paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated.