Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

I personally like the idea of newspapers. It's a good format. You can read it in whatever order you want. You can glance at it. There is something about a single screen and scrolling through pages that just doesn't have the same appeal.

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.