I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.