Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!