Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

With 'Futurama,' I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it; it seemed so obvious that there should be an animated science fiction show set in the future. And one of the reasons why it's not, I learned, is that it's really, really difficult.

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson