Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt GroeningThe world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
Matt GroeningA woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Matt GroeningI have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.
Matt Groening