Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.