If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.

We did 'The Simpsons Movie,' which took almost four years; it was the same people that do the TV show, and it just killed us. So that's why there hasn't been a second movie. But I imagine if the show ever does go off the air, they'll start doing movies.

When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie, so I drew all of them. I was going to name the main character Matt, but I didn't think it would go over well in a pitch meeting, so I changed the name to Bart.