Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.