I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.

You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.