As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.

Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.