As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.