You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.