Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.