Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.