I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.