Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.