Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.