What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.